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Fourth of July - This holiday would be much more exciting if I actually had a job to have a day off from...

Saw "Devil Wears Prada" Sunday (after trying to see it 4 times before and it being sold out) - it was enjoyable. Better than the book. I think that Pat Fields should dress me everyday. Or maybe just once a week.

Let's take a look at some pretty (and not so pretty) clothes shall we?

Pretty clothes...yes. Clothes that fit...no. Here is Keira Knightley at the premiere of the new "Pirates of the Carribbean" movie at Disneyland. There is way too much fabric up top for her lack of boobage. She's kind of swallowed. Man she has gotten skinny.








Hot. Dressed down but the are at Disneyland. Johnny is being Johnny, Orlando is being pretty boring. But they are very hot. I think this movie is going to be smoking.

Go look up some more pictures from the premiere. It's the worst dressed premiere ever. So actually don't look. Unless you are into making fun of people...which I, of course, am not.




Here's Keira again at the London premiere. I'm not sure why she is always making that face. And I'm not sure if she thought she was going to Studio 54. However, everyone is dissing the small chest and it is my duty to defend her. Small boobs are fine. When you weigh 95 pounds, you have small boobs (unless you pay for them). Also, she was probably bored with all of the Disneyness surrounding the "Pirates" events and wanted to be sexy in her hometown. Not the best thing I've ever seen but I get it.


Fantasia and Kate wore these leopardy get-ups on the same day - Fantasia to the BET Awards, Kate to a bar opening (big surprise). Something tells me that they did not go shopping together and do not have the same stylist. Therefore, they both, seperately, made the choice to wear full-on leopard print. I am not saying leopard print is always bad. It is just almost always bad.





















Beyonce at the BET Awards. This is just silly. There are about 6 big problems with this and they aren't hard to figure out (huge hair, one-strap, fabric, glove, length, and shoes for anyone who is slow). I don't understand how this happens to people who seem like they look in mirrors a lot.










Here's good old Paris at the O2 Wireless Festival in London. I don't know what that is or why she was there. Or why she showed up wearing the same outfit I wore at my 7th grade Valentine's Dance (I am going to refrain from putting pictures of that online). I had better jewelry on and didn't have eyeballs that looked like spiders. Trust me.




Lindsay is in LA at a fundraiser for Africa I believe. I don't know if she has a clue where Africa is, but that is not the biggest problem here. I am a usually a fan of LiLo's choices, but this is no good. She looks like a little girl playing dress-up in her mom's power suits from the 80's. Then she starts playing in the make-up. Then borrows nemisis' shoes (see below). Then decides to walk down a red carpet.







Now this is interesting... I wonder if LiLo and Paris will start a feud over who decided to wear these shoes first. One can only hope. It appears that she is wearing half gloves. And a sailor suit... She would have fit in better at the "Pirates" premiere with the rest of the Disney characters.










I was hoping this posting would be full of pretty things but it's not my fault the celebrities got it all wrong this week. Just goes to show you that in Hollywood, like everywhere else, there are more fashion flops than successes.

I'm currently watching "Four Weddings and a Funeral" (I have an addiction to DVRing movies on TV). I like British movies. Does that say something about me or about my humor? Maybe it is just because Hugh Grant is sexy...


And on another sidenote, the only World Cup game I've watched was Portugal v. England (or as I saw it...Cristiano Ronaldo v. Becks). Afterwards I checked out some info online (mainly pictures of hot soccer guys) and came across a slideshow of Soccer players wives and girlfriends. Good lord. It was like a model parade. Therefore I suggest all males out there drop what they are doing and start kicking balls around. This is apparently the most direct path of bedding a model this side of being a rock-star. And being a rock-star lowers your life expectancy, whereas being a soccer player keeps you in super-fine shape.



I am so glad there are so many hot guys out there to make up for all of the ugly clothes.

Just realized all of the above hotties hail from overseas...and it's the 4th of July...and I don't want to get arrested for being unpatriotic...so here's a babe from right here in the US of A...


Enjoy.